...that Albert Pujols would hit 6-for-25 (.240) with three home runs all in the same blowout win and just one other extra-base hit
...that Rafael Furcal would hit 5-for-28 (.179)
...that Matt Holliday would hit 3-for-19 (.158) with no RBI and end the series on the virtual disabled list
...and that the Cardinals would win it all anyway, would you have asked for a pinch of that person's stash?
By the way, how's that Colby Rasmus trade with the Blue Jays looking right now?
Oh, and Adam Wainwright missed the season.